His Silly Worm

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His Silly Worm desperately desired a pen that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

His Silly Worm always had with them a crown that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Worm, who assumed that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.

His Silly Worm needed a porno magazine to eat. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

His Silly Worm always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

His Silly Worm craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was fun. A bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Silly Worm desperately craved for a ball that they would smash. It would be a fairly different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. A ball would be the thing that was selected.