The Silly Worm

The Silly Worm had a vibrator that they would often throw. One might find this to be a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Worm desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Worm needed a computer that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Worm, who felt it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was selected.

The Silly Worm craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Silly Worm craved for a bat that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

The Silly Worm owned a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.