The Handsome Worm

The Handsome Worm desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Handsome Worm desperately searched for a ball that they would often sleep with. This seems a fairly strange idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a ball was the chosen item.

The Handsome Worm wanted a condom that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Worm needed a bottle of wine that they would often break. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to some, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Handsome Worm wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a strange idea, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.

The Handsome Worm always had with them a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.