The Crazy Monkey

The Crazy Monkey looked for a cheese grater that they would play with. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Monkey always carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It should be a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Crazy Monkey desired a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

The Crazy Monkey desired a computer that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was epic. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

The Crazy Monkey always carried a Harry Potter wand to cuddle. It was considered to be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Monkey wanted a cup that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.