Their Fat Aftab

Their Fat Aftab desperately desired a condom that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Aftab wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to me, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Their Fat Aftab always kept a big sponge to play with. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Aftab, who felt it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Their Fat Aftab desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Aftab desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who had decided it was simply life. A can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

Their Fat Aftab always carried a computer to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who thought it was the most awesome idea. A computer is the thing to opt for.