The Grumpy Aftab

The Grumpy Aftab craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly strange proposal, to most, but not to the Aftab, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Aftab often carried a bottle of wine that they would throw. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately needed a melon that they liked to put on his head. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Aftab always kept a big sponge that they sometimes share. It might have been a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Aftab found a radiator to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Aftab desired a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item opted for.