The Worrisome Aftab

The Worrisome Aftab desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to eat. One might find this to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Aftab needed a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Aftab searched for a melon that they would often put on his head. This is certainly a somewhat surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Aftab had a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. It was considered to be a weird operation, to my children, but not to the Aftab, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Worrisome Aftab desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Aftab desperately searched for a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Aftab, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was selected.