Dodgy Aftab

Dodgy Aftab always had with them a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Dodgy Aftab searched for a crown to insert somewhere. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Aftab, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a crown being the thing opted for.

Dodgy Aftab desperately craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

Dodgy Aftab desperately looked for a can of coke that they would put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Dodgy Aftab desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It should have been an astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny of all things.

Dodgy Aftab desired a lava lamp that they would often share. It would have been a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.