The Stupid Aftab

The Stupid Aftab needed a rubber chicken that they would smash. This could be considered a new approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Aftab carried a bottle of beer that they sometimes share. One might say this is an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Aftab always carried a pint of cider that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Aftab carried a custard pie that they would annihilate This might appear to be a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Aftab desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Stupid Aftab craved for a porno magazine to put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.