The Cute Aftab

The Cute Aftab desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to break. This seems a fairly astonishing operation, to you and me, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Cute Aftab carried a sponge that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Aftab, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Aftab had a porno magazine that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Aftab, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute Aftab desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often throw. One might find this to be a fairly different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who thought that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Cute Aftab looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. It is an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Cute Aftab found a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.