His Dodgy Alien

His Dodgy Alien always kept a hat that they sometimes drop. This seems to be an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Alien desperately desired a bat that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Alien wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a peculiar thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Alien always kept a helmet that they sometimes eat. This seems a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be sublime. A helmet would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Alien owned a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising operation, to most, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A crown is the item to select.

His Dodgy Alien desperately looked for a set square that they liked to play with. It was a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.