Tired Alien

Tired Alien wanted a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered it was fun. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Tired Alien desired a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It is an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Tired Alien always had with them a set square that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a set square was the item that was selected.

Tired Alien always had with them a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be simply life. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Tired Alien owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

Tired Alien desperately craved for a melon that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a melon is the item that was chosen.