The Curious Alien

The Curious Alien desperately needed a spade that they would embrace. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the thing that was selected.

The Curious Alien desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Curious Alien always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

The Curious Alien found a rubber johnny that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Alien wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Curious Alien found a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen item.