The Exciting Alien

The Exciting Alien owned a custard pie to put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Alien craved for a mug that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Alien desired a cup that they would play with. It is considered to be an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Alien often carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally eat. It should have been an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Exciting Alien desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Exciting Alien desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.