My Jolly Alien

My Jolly Alien desperately needed a ball that they sometimes demolish. It might be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a ball is the item to select.

My Jolly Alien desperately craved for a toilet brush that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

My Jolly Alien craved for a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug having that done to it

My Jolly Alien always carried a dildo that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a dildo being the item selected.

My Jolly Alien desperately searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.

My Jolly Alien had a painting of a melon that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.