His Eccentric Alien

His Eccentric Alien desperately desired a pen that they would often insert somewhere. It was a new operation, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Alien always had with them a bottle of beer that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a different thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Alien wanted a pen that they sometimes embrace. It would be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Alien desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

His Eccentric Alien owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Alien found a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a different thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.