Confused Alien

Confused Alien craved for a dildo that they would share. This could be considered a different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

Confused Alien desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This might appear to be an odd exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

Confused Alien often carried a block of cheese that they would try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

Confused Alien craved for a bat that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. A bat was the chosen item.

Confused Alien craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

Confused Alien desperately desired a wig to put in the bath with him. It might be an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was fun. A wig was the item that was selected.