The Eccentric Alien

The Eccentric Alien always kept a tomato to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Alien searched for a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Alien always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a curious operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Alien carried a magic 8 ball that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Alien carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Alien always carried a crown that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought it was exciting. Strangely, a crown of all things.