The Stupid Alien

The Stupid Alien looked for a dildo that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

The Stupid Alien had a helmet that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Alien needed a condom that they would sometimes drop. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Alien found a cup that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Alien desired a dildo to sleep with. It might have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Alien always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber is the item to select.