A Different Alien

A Different Alien carried a piece of paper that they would often smash. This seems a curious thought, to me, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

A Different Alien needed a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

A Different Alien desperately wanted a cup to drop. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cup is the thing to opt for.

A Different Alien needed a computer that they would sometimes hug. This seems an extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.

A Different Alien craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

A Different Alien looked for a rubber chicken to eat. This seems to be a new approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.