A Nervous Alien

A Nervous Alien desperately wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

A Nervous Alien always carried a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Nervous Alien always kept a lava lamp that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Nervous Alien often carried a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Alien carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

A Nervous Alien craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.