My Silly Alien

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My Silly Alien carried a cup that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

My Silly Alien looked for a sponge that they would sometimes throw. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to select.

My Silly Alien often carried a porno magazine that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Silly Alien owned a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Silly Alien owned a lava lamp that they sometimes break. It is considered to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

My Silly Alien needed a mug that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a mug is the thing to select.