Her Lonely Alien

Her Lonely Alien desperately needed a stretchman to put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item selected.

Her Lonely Alien found a tomato that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Lonely Alien desperately searched for a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who felt it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen thing.

Her Lonely Alien had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is an odd idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Her Lonely Alien desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to break. It was considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny having that done to it

Her Lonely Alien owned a condom that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom having that done to it