Their Fucking Alien

Their Fucking Alien desperately wanted a cup that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen thing.

Their Fucking Alien always carried a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A block of cheese of all things.

Their Fucking Alien desperately desired a bat that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Their Fucking Alien needed a computer that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Alien owned a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

Their Fucking Alien desperately needed a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.