The Red Alien

The Red Alien always had with them a sword that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels it was awesome. A sword was the thing that was selected.

The Red Alien craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

The Red Alien needed a CD player that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Red Alien always had with them a little monkey that they would often hug. It would have been an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Red Alien desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. This seems a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Red Alien found a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.