My Colourful Alien

My Colourful Alien always had with them a pint of beer that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a pint of beer of all things.

My Colourful Alien desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

My Colourful Alien desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

My Colourful Alien searched for a sponge that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

My Colourful Alien desperately craved for a mug that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising action, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

My Colourful Alien desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a tomato of all things.