The Lovely Alien

The Lovely Alien always kept a magic 8 ball that they would often smash. It would be a fairly surprising idea, to many, but not to the Alien, who thought it would be magnificent. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Alien always kept a can of Tango that they would worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Lovely Alien desperately wanted a sponge that they would play with. It is considered to be a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the chosen thing.

The Lovely Alien desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. It would be a weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Lovely Alien craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes hug. It might be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was chosen.

The Lovely Alien desperately desired a pint of cider to eat. One might consider this to be a weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider having that done to it