A Cheerful Alien

A Cheerful Alien desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

A Cheerful Alien always kept a can of Dr Pepper to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

A Cheerful Alien searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

A Cheerful Alien desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Cheerful Alien often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Cheerful Alien had a porno magazine that they liked to hug. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.