The Unusual Alien

The Unusual Alien desired a bottle of wine to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Alien often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the item selected.

The Unusual Alien desperately craved for a can of Tango to sleep with. It would have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Alien often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to me, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Alien desperately looked for a bag of poop to annihilate It is considered to be an odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Alien often carried a tomato that they sometimes worship. It would be a strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.