My Ugly Alien

My Ugly Alien always kept a vibrator that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

My Ugly Alien searched for a Harry Potter wand to sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Ugly Alien had a CD player that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Ugly Alien desired a cucumber that they sometimes break. It should have been an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Alien always carried a crown that they sometimes play with. It should be a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a crown being the chosen thing.

My Ugly Alien had a vibrator that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.