The Silly Alien

The Silly Alien looked for a pen that they would play with. It was a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Alien desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Silly Alien desperately wanted a condom to worship. It should be a peculiar action, to some, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. A condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Alien desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

The Silly Alien desperately searched for a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a mug of all things.

The Silly Alien desired a magic 8 ball that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who thinks it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.