My Nervous Antelope

My Nervous Antelope desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Antelope found a vibrator that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

My Nervous Antelope found a set of lego that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a set of lego being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Antelope desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Nervous Antelope desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a strange action, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

My Nervous Antelope always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.