His Dodgy Antelope

His Dodgy Antelope always carried a ball that they would drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing opted for.

His Dodgy Antelope wanted a cucumber that they would often share. This is certainly an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be amazing. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.

His Dodgy Antelope always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

His Dodgy Antelope always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Antelope desired a bat that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Antelope desired a can of coke that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.