A Crazy Antelope

A Crazy Antelope wanted a cucumber that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

A Crazy Antelope needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy Antelope craved for a porno magazine that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Crazy Antelope found a wig that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It was a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig is the item to opt for.

A Crazy Antelope desperately wanted a CD player that they would demolish. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to select.

A Crazy Antelope had a CD player that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player having that done to it