His Eccentric Antelope

His Eccentric Antelope desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Antelope desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would break. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

His Eccentric Antelope looked for a hat that they sometimes worship. It would have been a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Antelope desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Antelope wanted a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bat was the item that was selected.

His Eccentric Antelope always carried a hat that they would eat. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to choose.