The Worrisome Antelope

The Worrisome Antelope carried a piece of paper to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Antelope often carried a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a weird operation, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Worrisome Antelope owned a condom to share. It might be a fairly surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

The Worrisome Antelope owned a tomato that they would often break. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Antelope had a pen to smash. One might find this to be an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pen being the item selected.

The Worrisome Antelope always had with them a lava lamp that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.