The Curious Antelope

The Curious Antelope looked for a vibrator to sleep with. It should have been a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Curious Antelope often carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Curious Antelope looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Curious Antelope wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Curious Antelope always carried a bat that they would drop. It is a fairly weird activity, to you, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bat is the thing to select.

The Curious Antelope craved for a wig to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was selected.