His Worrisome Antelope

His Worrisome Antelope often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original activity, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Worrisome Antelope looked for a piece of paper that they liked to worship. It was a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

His Worrisome Antelope needed a dildo that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Worrisome Antelope desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

His Worrisome Antelope wanted a cup that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen thing.

His Worrisome Antelope always had with them a sponge that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was epic. Honestly, a sponge is the thing to select.