The Handsome Antelope

The Handsome Antelope owned a bag of poop that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was sublime. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Antelope found a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Handsome Antelope needed a radiator that they would put down their trousers. This seems an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Handsome Antelope needed a magic 8 ball to annihilate This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Handsome Antelope desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Antelope always kept a sack of potatoes that they would annihilate This seems a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.