Red Antelope

Red Antelope had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

Red Antelope always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Red Antelope carried a teapot that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly curious action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Red Antelope owned a wig that they would often worship. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Red Antelope desperately wanted a stapler to experiment on. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Red Antelope always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes eat. It should be a fairly funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to choose.