His Talented Antelope

His Talented Antelope had a big sponge that they would often hug. This seems a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a big sponge is the item to choose.

His Talented Antelope looked for a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

His Talented Antelope looked for a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

His Talented Antelope desperately needed a cucumber that they sometimes drop. This seems a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen item.

His Talented Antelope always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

His Talented Antelope wanted a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. A stretchman being the item selected.