Her Purple Antelope

Her Purple Antelope always kept a rubber chicken to experiment on. This seems a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

Her Purple Antelope owned a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It is an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Her Purple Antelope desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would occasionally break. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

Her Purple Antelope often carried a radiator that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Antelope found a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

Her Purple Antelope desperately searched for a can of Tango to eat. It was a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.