The Confused Antelope

The Confused Antelope owned a stapler that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Antelope desperately needed a computer that they liked to put on his head. It is an original proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was stunning. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Antelope desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often break. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Confused Antelope desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was breathtaking. Honestly, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Antelope had a rubber chicken that they would eat. This seems a new action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Antelope desired a vibrator that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was awesome. A vibrator is the item to choose.