The Angry Antelope

The Angry Antelope always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. A big sponge having that done to it

The Angry Antelope desperately needed a spade that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing selected.

The Angry Antelope desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Antelope always kept a set of lego that they would demolish. It is a strange approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

The Angry Antelope desperately needed a set square that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A set square would be the item chosen.

The Angry Antelope desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.