The Yellow Antelope

The Yellow Antelope craved for a mug to sleep with. It was a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

The Yellow Antelope carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Antelope searched for a tomato to share. It might be a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Yellow Antelope owned a teapot that they liked to eat. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Yellow Antelope desperately searched for a teapot that they liked to demolish. This seems a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who felt that the idea was fun. A teapot of all things.

The Yellow Antelope desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes share. It is a strange approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.