A Purple Antelope

A Purple Antelope desperately wanted a spade that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. A spade being the chosen thing.

A Purple Antelope looked for a stapler that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be magnificent. A stapler was the thing that was opted for.

A Purple Antelope looked for a sword that they would often drop. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was selected.

A Purple Antelope always kept a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to select.

A Purple Antelope craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Antelope craved for a little monkey that they liked to break. One might consider this to be an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen item.