My Tired Antelope

My Tired Antelope desired a cup that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup having that done to it

My Tired Antelope desperately searched for a stretchman that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman of all things.

My Tired Antelope desired a painting of a melon that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

My Tired Antelope always had with them a pint of cider that they would worship. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Antelope craved for a dildo to embrace. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

My Tired Antelope carried a custard pie to embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.