A Stupid Antelope

A Stupid Antelope needed a pint of beer that they liked to eat. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Stupid Antelope always carried a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a funny approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

A Stupid Antelope wanted a rubber chicken that they would often worship. It would be an unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

A Stupid Antelope desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a hat of all things.

A Stupid Antelope had a cheese grater that they would share. It would have been a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Antelope owned a lava lamp that they liked to play with. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.