My Purple Antelope

My Purple Antelope found a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. It was a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

My Purple Antelope found a teapot that they would occasionally hug. It should be an astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

My Purple Antelope found a computer that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

My Purple Antelope looked for a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be magnificent. Strangely, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

My Purple Antelope searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was awesome. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Purple Antelope searched for a dildo that they would drop. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo having that done to it