Handsome Antelope

Handsome Antelope desperately looked for a set of lego to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set of lego of all things.

Handsome Antelope desperately needed a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

Handsome Antelope looked for a big sponge to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who considered it was exciting. A big sponge being the chosen item.

Handsome Antelope desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to hug. It is an exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

Handsome Antelope desired a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

Handsome Antelope found a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. It might be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.